I was washing my non-blond hair and biding my time until someone throws an Auburning [Wo]man party.” –Xania Woodman
“I was dyeing my hair back to blond so I could conform to society’s stereotype of ‘beautiful.’” –Deanna Rilling
“Like Audrina from The Hills, I’d enjoy being the token brunette. Unfortunately, I cannot advocate anything that encourages tanning. Hello, skin damage.” –C. Moon Reed
“I couldn’t make it because I was recovering from the blonde I was with the night before!” –Jack Colton
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